2023 · movie · R · 1h 52m
The Machine
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
Is The Machine on Netflix?
No. The Machine (2023) is not on Netflix in the US right now. You can stream it on Hulu.
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Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
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How we got to 66.1
Critic and audience ratings set the number. Popularity, Top 10 position and recency can only lift it, never sink it. Full method.
| Signal | Value | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| TMDB | 5.8/10 | 100% of base score |
| Popularity | 30 | none |
| Recency | 50 | none |
The Machine: common questions
Is The Machine on Netflix?
No. The Machine (2023) is not on Netflix in the US right now. You can stream it on Hulu.
Where can I watch The Machine?
The Machine (2023) is included with a Hulu subscription in the US.
Is The Machine worth watching?
It scores 66.1/100 on our blended rating, which puts it in B-tier: worth it.
How long is The Machine?
The Machine runs 1h 52m (112 minutes).
What is The Machine rated?
The Machine is rated R in the US.
Who is in The Machine?
The Machine stars Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill, Jimmy Tatro, Stephanie Kurtzuba.
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Availability last verified September 22, 2026. Ratings from TMDB. Streaming data from JustWatch via TMDB.