2025 · movie · R · 1h 53m
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix?
No. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is not on Netflix in the US right now. You can stream it on HBO Max.
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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How we got to 66.6
Critic and audience ratings set the number. Popularity, Top 10 position and recency can only lift it, never sink it. Full method.
| Signal | Value | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| TMDB | 6.3/10 | 100% of base score |
| Popularity | 37 | none |
| Recency | 80 | none |
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You: common questions
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix?
No. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is not on Netflix in the US right now. You can stream it on HBO Max.
Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is included with a HBO Max subscription in the US.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?
It scores 66.6/100 on our blended rating, which puts it in B-tier: worth it.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 1h 53m (113 minutes).
What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R in the US.
Who is in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald.
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Availability last verified September 22, 2026. Ratings from TMDB. Streaming data from JustWatch via TMDB.